Celebrities Today

Paris Hilton has said that she’s too busy to consider trying for a baby with her boyfriend Benji Madden, so the world can heave a sigh of relief about that then.

The airhead socialite/internet porn star had said in 2007 that she would be pregnant within two years, but has now said she needs to concentrate on her career rather than starting a family. Too right Paris; those extensions aren’t going to brush themselves now are they?

Hilton has been working on the follow-up to her 2006 album Paris in recent months which sold around two copies. I wonder if she’ll call the new one Hilton in order to keep the theme?

She has also been searching for new movie roles apparently so has presumably stashed a camcorder in her bedroom somewhere.

“Right now I’m just focusing on my business and travelling around the world,” Hilton confirmed. “There’s no time for a baby right now.” She added: “I would love to be a mother one day.” Let’s hope someone informs her that you can’t take them back and swap them for a more envogue accessory when that season’s baby trend is like, so over. Rilly, rilly, like… over. I can just imagine it…

‘But Daddy puhleeezzze! It’s like so yesterday this whole infant thing… can I please have like a Barbie doll or a Mercedes or a pink pony or something instead? And Daddy? Sometimes, it smells!’ said with a tear in her eye.

Fluff for brains Paris recently cancelled all but one of the screenings of her new documentary Paris, Not France in order to create a “buzz” around the film. Oh how very sad. Not only did she give it that ridiculous title - so as not to confuse viewers who are as thick as she is into thinking it was a film about the Eiffel Tower - she really believes somebody, somewhere is going to give a shiny shi*e about her and her documentary.

I imagine it’s full of footage of pink things and hair extensions and people putting their ear to hers and hearing only the sea…

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