Sep 07 2008
Crap Mother of the year award goes to Lynne Spears
Britney Spears mother, Lynne Spears, has once again proved that she’s more than willing to hop on the Let’s Make Money Out Of Britney bandwagon by writing an autobiography that contains hundreds of dirty laundry secrets about her daughter.
The book, Through The Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World, details how Britney lost her virginity, took drugs and was a boozer all by the time she was 15. Way to go mommy from hell…
It also unashamedly details how Lynne let Britney share her bed with Justin Timberlake well below the age of consent and how she encouraged Britney to go out with - and by ‘go out with’ she means ‘do’ - high school football players so that she “would be more popular at school”
She also claims in the book that she watched Britney’s televised meltdown in January - when Britney refused to hand her kids back to muppet Federline - and was ‘heartbroken’ by it.
Can’t think what can have gone wrong there… unless it’s the fact that her own mother turned her into a stoner whore for the sake of fame and fortune then wrote about it all in a book that I wouldn’t line my cat’s litter tray with?
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